stealthmodeprincess:

gen-zee:

eccentric-nae:

gen-zee:

curiosityisfatal:

gen-zee:

I love how confused adults get with our humor and vine refrences cause like i just replied to my brother with ‘four female ghostbusters?? the feminist are taking over!!’ and he just screams ‘IM AN ADULT VIRGIN’ and my mom still has no idea what we’re talking about

Sometimes I fear we accidentally created a new language

why fear it when you can embrace it

We actually have…an updated version. You know how the idioms we have are said but never finished because it’s assumed that as long as the person you’re talking to speaks the same language they’ll understand the rest?

Ie. Jack of all trades master of none->better than a master of one

Great minds think alike->but fools rarely differ

Over time the second half gets lost because it’s been passed down orally so some idioms meanings have been warped but that’s a different conversation (ie. “Blood is thicker than water” is actually “the blood of the convent is thicker than the water of the womb”)

Vine are like that for us. You only need say the first half and every person under 30 knows the second half, no context needed. It’s cool as shit how the internet has done that for us. Vine sayings have become idioms in a sense…

road work ahead??

Uh, yeah I sure hope it does

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dreadedloreenkid:

volcanize:

peterkpopkin:

this fucking tea

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littlekingcorona:

Obama would never.

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magicalnachtara:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

pfannkuchendammerung:

ryugazakeys:

Y'all can gush about m night shyamalan all you want but the biggest plot twist I’ve ever witnessed is Ben stiller releasing some crusty mummy from a sarcophagus and it ending up being the fine ass Rami Malek

Originally posted by ten1o

No, the biggest plot twist was that they actually cast an Egyptian to play an Egyptian character.

I will reblog this every time i see it

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egberts:

the-real-skye:

iamcharlesxavier:

So me and my friends were out playing pokemon go and we had to literally stop the car and turn around because we may have found the fanciest McDonald’s I’ve ever seen in my life

A MANSION

And the inside is actually beautiful??????

Like there were live plants and I felt like I was walking into an upscale hotel??

It also had a second fancy entrance???

Not only that but there was like a secret upstairs that’s apparently open usually, but it was too late for us to go up too (I’m deffo gonna go back and check that out because come on)

Like what is she hiding 

But yeah I think I found either the most cursed or fanciest McDonalds in America

Also!

It was a pokestop!

This is a rare example of when zoning is a good thing, because it forces the generic McDonalds to look like surrounding architecture

I cannot believe op didn’t call it a McMansion

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mitski-miyawakis:

my 2019 resolution? brush my teeth and not only floss more often but also use mouthwash for the deepest oral cleanse ever, use chapstick, and moisturize my suffering hands, and you know what? i’ve been doing it and this really is self-care!!

the-best-of-funny:

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bottleofstardust:

Spider-man: Far From Home Trailer

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mysteriouslyhopefulstranger:

anexperimentallife:

orangecatbuttz:

rcktpwr:

slimetony:

petbud:

he’s not ugly he’s handsome

distinguished

rugged 

This motherfucker survives a lightning strike and you have the gull to call them ugly?? If mother nature cant kill them what chance do you have when this mofo comes after you?!

Reblog Lightning Bison for protection from lightning.

((You call that ugly? It’s just a back scar!))

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shanyphantom:

afriqboo:

I want this extraness

I’m so glad we got to see the picture afterwards.

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wingedrivers:

gahdamnpunk:

Christian Soriano is bae

AND DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE GOT THAT FROM

Originally posted by lifetimetv

I remember the season Christian was in. And he had a problem (because he was fresh out of fashion school) with understanding how to dress bigger women. And Tim Gunn, who has always been a proponent of needing to design fashion for more natural sizes, helped him to get out of that mind set by planting the seed. That growth we see is from this amazing fashion teacher! 

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theshitneyspears:

friend: yeah the club is lit but drinks are so expensive

me: 

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